Missus: Omigosh that’s so kyoooot!
Mister: [Emerging from another room] What – what am I missing?
Missus: Aww, come look! Yeti’s bathing Mousi like it’s her kitten!
Mister: Now that’s just adorable.
Missus: Makes you wonder what she would do with a real mouse.
Mister: She does bite it sometimes.
Missus: She bites herself sometimes, when bathing…oh but it’s just little love bites.
Mister: Pretty darn cute. Who knew she was so maternal? I wonder if she would have wanted kittens.
Missus: Oh, lots of little white fluffy Yetis! How heavenly!
Mister: Too bad she was fixed before we found her.
Missus: So sad. I want more Yetis – but…ones that cuddle like Peekaboos.
Mister: Between the two of them we have the perfect cat…
