Yeti: [Looking up at Peekaboo] Purrmow.
Boo: Meowow. [Hops off counter]
Yeti: Miaoww mew mow.
Boo: Oh, for crying out loud, we’ve been speaking “people” so long that our own language sounds like blah blah blah even to me anymore. No wonder they can’t understand us.
Yeti: You’re just failing to appreciate the subtle nuances in our native tongue.
Boo: I kinda like speaking “people”. It’s like we’re using a fun secret code.
Yeti: To hide our conversations from whom? I think you have that backward.
Boo: Whatever. I like our People world. It’s fun, and we don’t have to hunt.
Yeti: Yes, you just swipe whatever’s in reach.
Boo: I figure leftovers are left out for me. You know, like a Christmews gift.
Yeti: You’re going to regret some of the foods and beverages you procure someday.
Boo: Nah. There’s a new thing around this month. It’s called egg nog; it’s divine.
Yeti: Yawn. People food…blecch.
Boo: Your loss – more for me. Stuff’s so good it makes me go stupid.
Yeti: Really? How can you t- …um, never mind.
Boo: Huh? Oh. [Sticking out her tongue]
Yeti: Why don’t you use that thing on some nog?
Boo: Happy holidays, indeed.
