Christmews Wrap ™(Part 3)

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Boo: [Beat-boxing] Boo, ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch! Boo-ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch!

Yeti: What on earth are you doing?

Boo: With all this wrapping, I thought I ought to join in.

Yeti: I’m not sure you’re interpreting that right.

Boo: I’m thinking outside of the gift box.

Yeti: Fine, I’m up for a laugh.

Boo: Boo, ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch! My name is Boo; don’t you make me blue / Just give me something that I can chew–

Yeti: Oh, please stop; that’s horrible already. And it’s not exactly got the spirit of Christmas to it.

Boo: I don’t want to sing about ghosts. It’s not even Halloween.

Yeti: It’s not that kind of spirit!

Boo: Don’t harsh my groove! I’m beat-boxing.

Yeti: The only box that belongs in is the litter box. And what is that thing on your head?

Boo: It’s my boo-rag.

Yeti: I don’t think that’s right either.

Boo: Oh, leave me alone; what do you know about rap?

Yeti: Nothing, thankfully. Wrap with a “W” is way more interesting to me! [Charges through some leftover scraps, making a pleasing rustling sound] I guess I’m hopelessly old-fashioned.

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