Yeti: Darn it, Missus totally blew my plan to scare the kids, with this costume.
Boo: I wish we could trade.
Yeti: [Shifting and struggling in her outfit] I wish we had opposable thumbs.
Boo: It’s no use. Missus is genius with fasteners.
Yeti: But shows no imagination in her character choices for us. I’m so typecast.
Boo: And I’m not? Please.
Yeti: [Turning this way and that admiring herself] I do look pretty fetch, though.
Boo: And it begins.
Both: Happy Meowloween!
