Yeti: Out of solitary, eh?
Boo: [sulking] Yeah.
Yeti: Got on the counter again?
Boo: Yes.
Yeti: Why don’t you ever learn?
Boo: There are tasty things up there.
Yeti: Were there this time?
Boo: No.
Yeti: Was there last time?
Boo: No. They clean faster now.
Yeti: Guess why. Can you remember the last time you scored?
Boo: Not really.
Yeti: Why do you still do it?
Boo: I don’t know.
Yeti: It’s because you’re a fool.
Boo: I am not. I’m resourceful.
Yeti: You’re misguided.
Boo: I’m crafty.
Yeti: You’re disobedient.
Boo: I’m creative.
Yeti: And then, because you know you shouldn’t do it, you get paranoid.
Boo: I’m cautious.
Yeti: You’re jumpy.
Boo: I’m alert.
Yeti: You’re neurotic.
Boo: It’s not that I’m afraid to die; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Yeti: So now you’re quoting Woody Allen.
Boo: Well at least I’m not a snob.
Yeti: I’m not a snob!
Boo: You’re a snob.
Yeti: I’m demure.
Boo: You’re standoffish.
Yeti: I’m aloof.
Boo: You’re a hermit.
Yeti: I’m comfortable with myself.
Boo: You close people out.
Yeti: I like my privacy.
Boo: You’re Garbo.
Yeti: [leaving] I vahnt to be alohne.
