Boo: What is this ‘limit the cat food’ kick they’re on? This schedule is tedious.
Yeti: It’s because you Hoover your food, and immediately turn it into a projectile.
Boo: What’s wrong with that?
Yeti: For one, it’s wasteful; second, you Hoover from my bowl too; third –
Boo: You snooze; you lose.
Yeti: You don’t have to store it all in your fat for winter or something. They’re not going to starve you.
Boo: But..but…but we never know how long they’ll be gone!
Yeti: Have they ever been gone that long? Have they ever starved you?
Boo: I don’t know. I’m starving now.
Yeti: You’re delusional. You just ate.
Boo: But I’m starving!
Yeti: You are not.
Boo: Prove it!
Yeti: You’re still complaining…proof enough.
