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Sweater Yeti

Boo: [Rounding a corner and catching site of Yeti] Bwaaaahahaha! Check you out!

Yeti: [Pouting] Stop it! I didn’t get any choice in this! It’s another confounded photo shoot. I didn’t realize at first that this one involved costuming.

Boo: Aw, now, it isn’t all that bad. The sweater really brings out your eyes. And it shows that your figure is slimmer than most folks assume. I admit it’s actually flattering.

Yeti: It’s unnatural! Ugh, it’s revolting being dressed like this. I can barely move. How can our people stand doing this all the time?

Boo: I thought you said it was because of their furlessness.

Yeti: Yes on that – but I have fur!!!

Boo: She only puts it on you if she’s letting you play in the snow, and you love that.

Yeti: But I’ve done that fine without clothes on.

Boo: [Teasing] Exhibitionist!

Yeti: I’m hardly immodest with all this flowing fur! Stop antagonizing me!

Boo: But…it’s so much fun. [Mischievous grin]

Yeti Sweater Girl

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