Boo: [Rounding a corner and catching site of Yeti] Bwaaaahahaha! Check you out!
Yeti: [Pouting] Stop it! I didn’t get any choice in this! It’s another confounded photo shoot. I didn’t realize at first that this one involved costuming.
Boo: Aw, now, it isn’t all that bad. The sweater really brings out your eyes. And it shows that your figure is slimmer than most folks assume. I admit it’s actually flattering.
Yeti: It’s unnatural! Ugh, it’s revolting being dressed like this. I can barely move. How can our people stand doing this all the time?
Boo: I thought you said it was because of their furlessness.
Yeti: Yes on that – but I have fur!!!
Boo: She only puts it on you if she’s letting you play in the snow, and you love that.
Yeti: But I’ve done that fine without clothes on.
Boo: [Teasing] Exhibitionist!
Yeti: I’m hardly immodest with all this flowing fur! Stop antagonizing me!
Boo: But…it’s so much fun. [Mischievous grin]