
Peekaboo (whispering): Is anyone out there?
Yeti (also whispering): I don’t know; I can’t tell…we don’t have cameras on the Internet community, nor do we even have analytics yet. Does it matter? We haven’t been on in a while. I can’t blame people if they gave up. We promised to post more, and (no longer whispering) then look what happened! Life got in the way. Best laid plans of mice and men….
Boo: Mmmmmmice!
Yeti: No – it’s just a saying, Boo. No mice. (sighs while Boo considers this, then…)
Boo: Do you think they’ll forgive us?
Yeti: Probably. We’re pretty cute.
Boo: Well, of course. I know that counts for a lot, but what if someone asks what happened to us?
Yeti (shrugging): Tell the truth: I’ve been ill, and we’ve had a lot of outside projects. So has Missus. She’s been busy.
Boo: Yes, big projects, then more travel, then more projects, then more travel. She seems to be regrouping now.
Yeti: I was glad for the hiatus. I worked hard on all those posts and photo shoots. I deserved a vacation.
Boo: For like, a year? C’mon, nobody is THAT good.
Yeti: You have your opinion; I have mine. It’s over now, so let’s not waste more time on that.
Boo: So, can we commit to more posts, more often? I mean, the bar’s not set real high, right now. (grimaces)
Yeti: Sure…let’s just not get overly optimistic. I was sick for a while. Let’s make sure I stay better. I’m so glad I’m off antibiotics!
Boo: You wouldn’t even share. They smelled good.
Yeti: I’d have gladly shared, if they weren’t the key to breathing, and if it wouldn’t have been bad for you since you weren’t even sick. I don’t know how you didn’t catch it too.
Boo: I think you snotting up everything pretty much built me a stronger immune system. Gross.
Yeti: I couldn’t help it. It was miserable. But, I have to admit…I’m not all against going to the vet anymore. They actually know what they’re doing!
Boo (shudders): What was in that stuff, mind-control drugs???
Yeti: Banana flavoring, if I recall.
Boo: Bananas?! That’s bananas! We’re CATS! What genius thought banana flavoring would be of any interest to any cat – well, any cat but me?
Yeti: Maybe they use the same antibiotics for cats as for dogs. They, like you, will eat anything.
Boo (side-eyeing Yeti): You’re not gonna start…barking, or…something, are you?
Yeti (a sly smile creeping on her face): wwWWWWOOOOFff!
Boo (scuttling away in surprise, then creeping back toward Yeti): Yikes! Hey…that wasn’t…nice. That wasn’t even like you. But…wow, I have to admit it was pretty good!
Yeti: Flattered you’re impressed. Missus always encourages being multi-lingual. Thought I’d give another one a shot.
Boo: How many languages do you speak?
Yeti: Well of course we both speak human and cat. I won’t tell you any more. You’re only getting informed on a need-to-know basis.
Boo: How come your strategery is always against me?
Yeti: You just answered your own question there.
Boo: And are we going to answer our audience’s question about where we’ve been?
Yeti (pointing at screen): We already did.
Boo (face-pawing): You have got to tell me when you’re doing that. I might say something I shouldn’t!
Yeti: You mean there are actually things you think that don’t come out of your mouth? I tremble to imagine what.
Boo: You’re not always the best at filtering your own thoughts, there.
Yeti: But I do it on purpose.
Boo: Aha! See how mean you are?
Yeti: No, it’s for the benefit of your own education. Everything on this site is educational…yes, that’s it.
Boo: Oh boy. The audience is in for a nap.
Yeti: No…we’re just going to have to wake them up now!

Yeti: Boo, maybe someday you’ll need a vet. Hmm. Ah…there’s a hook: I’ll report that VCA is an awesome vet – both of the ones we’ve been to, anyway. Now I can use the “reporting” tag. That’s called SEO. I’ll stick “awesome veterinarian” in the keywords too. Missus would be so proud!
Boo: Ugh, I’m feeling nauseous right now.