Yeti: [Smoothing her fur after escaping a cuddling Missus] Ugh, I wish she wouldn’t maul me so much.
Boo: Me too.
Yeti: What? You beg them to cuddle you!
Boo: No, I wish they wouldn’t cuddle you so much.
Yeti: I see. You don’t want competition.
Boo: How can it be a competition if you don’t even want to participate?
Yeti: I’m not trying to take your precious attention. I just want to be left alone.
Boo: But you must be doing something to draw them to you.
Yeti: I’m just me. They can’t resist me.
Boo: Well, stop being so irresistible then.
Yeti: I can’t help it. [Grooms and poses coquettishly]
Boo: Stop that!!!
