Boo: Wow! You’re finally online again.
Yeti: (sighs) Yes, I know…it’s been a while.
Boo: You’ve been slackin’.
Yeti: I know. I have. But to be fair, whenever I thought to mlog, Missus has been monopolizing the laptop or had it with her out of town.
Boo: And when it was available, you were cat-napping on the job.
Yeti: All right, I get it already! I’m trying to make it right.
Boo: Okay. Sorry. It’s just so rare that you’re in the wrong – and not me – that I had to bask in it at least for a little while.
Yeti: Honestly, Boo, you could have mlogged too.
Boo: Let’s not go there.
Yeti: Are you going to let me compose this or not? You’re not exactly helping.
Boo: Oh, I want to help. What are we saying?
Yeti: I thought it might be a proper time, being the end of the year, to do a Mewsletter.
Boo: That’s fabulous! What a fun idea! …Um, but just what exactly is that?
Yeti: (rolls eyes) A newsy post about what’s been going on since we last posted. Actually in a better format than this; I’m working on it here…see?
Boo: I see. And that last post was…when?
Yeti: According to the mlog: May.
Boo: Youch. We can’t let that happen again.
Yeti: Already solved. I saw a copy of Missus’ schedule, so we can exploit it, and post.
Boo: (eyebrow raises) I’m impressed at your sneakiness.
Yeti: Well, I am a cat after all. Anyway…June…Missus went on a long trip with MamaMissus. Again she came back with tons of photos to paint. She’s been sorting those and the ones from Israel almost non-stop on the computer since then, babbling about “too much good material for paintings”.
Boo: I’d think that would make her happy.
Yeti: My sense is that it does; she’s just overwhelmed by the sheer volume.
Boo: Why did she take so many then?
Yeti: She seems to subscribe to the philosophy that one must take about 100 photos to capture one really amazing one.
Boo: Then she must have gotten hundreds of awesome ones.
Yeti: I don’t doubt it. So…continuing on…summer…oh, yeah…they started looking for a house with an art studio –
Boo: NOOOO, nonononono. We’re not moving again. No. No. No. N–
Yeti: Keep your fur on. It seems they decided to wait. Some stuff is going on and I don’t really understand it. I can tell she’s really stressed out because she got really sick again.
Boo: That was awful. She was in a lot of pain for a while. It was worse pain than her cancer I think.
Yeti: Have you seen those horrific ads about shingles? It even looks painful. I couldn’t look at her.
Boo: But you did a good thing.
Yeti: Wha– oh.
Boo: “Cuddle bug”!
Yeti: Stop it. You did it too.
Boo: At least she was better by Christmas. She had projects again this year for church. And we got Christmas gifts!
Yeti: Yes – my goodness but those catnip toys were most potent! (blinks thrice)
Boo: (grins) I’m enjoying those. But it really doesn’t seem much happened this year. We must be missing something.
Yeti: Of course: Halloween.
Boo: Ugh, the costumes – better left forgotten.
Yeti: She’ll get us next year no doubt. (squints) Hmmm….
Boo: Your face suddenly looks much less angelic. What are you thinking???
Yeti: I think it’s time we turned the tables on her. She dressed up as me for Halloween this year…I think it would be well-earned if we share a little of the annual humiliation, after the Mewsletter, of course. (devilish grin)….
Yeti: Oh yeah, one more thing (mwahahahaha):
Boo: (nodding) Awesome! I like it.
Yeti: Start the year off right, I say. On to 2016, Yeti Girl! And we’ll post much more too.
POST UPDATE:
Missus: Kitties, I don’t think this is very funny!
POST UPDATE:
Kitties: (giggling)
