Christmews Wrap ™(Part 3)

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Boo: [Beat-boxing] Boo, ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch! Boo-ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch!

Yeti: What on earth are you doing?

Boo: With all this wrapping, I thought I ought to join in.

Yeti: I’m not sure you’re interpreting that right.

Boo: I’m thinking outside of the gift box.

Yeti: Fine, I’m up for a laugh.

Boo: Boo, ch! Ba-boo-boo-ch! My name is Boo; don’t you make me blue / Just give me something that I can chew–

Yeti: Oh, please stop; that’s horrible already. And it’s not exactly got the spirit of Christmas to it.

Boo: I don’t want to sing about ghosts. It’s not even Halloween.

Yeti: It’s not that kind of spirit!

Boo: Don’t harsh my groove! I’m beat-boxing.

Yeti: The only box that belongs in is the litter box. And what is that thing on your head?

Boo: It’s my boo-rag.

Yeti: I don’t think that’s right either.

Boo: Oh, leave me alone; what do you know about rap?

Yeti: Nothing, thankfully. Wrap with a “W” is way more interesting to me! [Charges through some leftover scraps, making a pleasing rustling sound] I guess I’m hopelessly old-fashioned.

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Boo: Nappy Boo Year.

Yeti: You mean Happy New Year.

Boo: You have it your way; I’ll have it mine.

Yeti: Let me guess: you, Peekaboo, are resolving to nap more this year.

Boo: Well, that’s only part of it. I resolve also to make this “The Year of Boo”.

Yeti: What?

Boo: [Mumbles and then goes silent]

Yeti: What? …Oh, if you’re not even going to try to be understandable I give up.

Boo: [Stares silently through Yeti until she turns to leave] BOO!!!!!

Yeti: [Jumping a foot in the air] Gadzooks! Don’t do that!

Boo: There’s your first one. Oh, you’re in for it this year. All year. Heheheheh…

Yeti: [Coolly] Just remember which one of us is bigger.

Boo: Boo. [Backs away, keeping an eye on Yeti] At least I can jump up out of your reach.

Yeti: I thought so. BOO-hoo. You’d best stick to your nap resolution instead.

Boo: [Under her breath] You have to sleep sometime….

Yeti: [Under hers] So do you….

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Boo: Oh, my goodness! Finally! I thought Missus would never come back.

Yeti: I didn’t even realize she was leaving.

Boo: You didn’t notice two weeks of packing before she left? I knew something was up. You practically slept through it all anyway.

Yeti: Oh, you know sometimes she just rearranges stuff; I don’t make assumptions. However, I would like to know why Mister didn’t go with her. They never cease making me nauseous with all their cuddling. It must have been hard for them to stop so long.

Boo: At least when they do that with each other, they ignore you. Anyway, I heard he didn’t have some paper he needed.

Yeti: Humans and their stupid papers! They make life so complicated.

Boo: I’ll never understand why some papers are so important when they throw so much of it away. Well, we were all lost without her. So much time between meals….

Yeti: I was lost without the laptop. I couldn’t even post anything while she was gone.

Boo: But I thought you were magic.

Yeti: Not without limitation!

Boo: OooOOooh.

Yeti: [Squinting] What?

Boo: [Smugly] Nothing.

Yeti: Frankly I’m a little miffed. She didn’t consider taking us, and hasn’t even told us what she was doing in this “Israel” place. I want to know what’s so much more important than we are.

Boo: You wanted to go??? Poor Mister acted like she went to the moon. I’m just as glad she didn’t take us – and doesn’t tell us. I wouldn’t want her to know what we were doing here.

Yeti: You wouldn’t. And what’s this “we”? Keep me out of it.

Boo: [Frowning] I wonder if she was lonely without us….

Yeti: She wasn’t alone; she went with MamaMister and some others.

Boo: She’s the one who watches us when Mister and Missus go away! [Furrows her brow in thought, then shrugs] I guess one of them has to stay home. Maybe it was Mister’s turn.

Yeti: Then I guess Missus will have a turn sometime soon…meh.

Boo: ‘Meh‘? Aren’t you going to forgive her?

Yeti: [Sighs] I guess I already have…I just like making her grovel.

Boo: Isn’t that a tad bit vindictive?

Yeti: I like to think of it as ‘poetic justice’.

Boo: How’s that?

Yeti: She’s always mauling me, then she leaves me alone, giving me what I want; she comes home and mauls me again and I snub her….

Boo: But that’s what you always do!

Yeti: Oh…yeah.

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Boo: Wow, she finally cleaned up all that stuff – it’s nice to be able to get around here again without bumping into untouchables.

Yeti: Into what?

Boo: Missus was so busy with projects for that…thing…um, that…whatever it was. I was shooed off more stuff than I could identify. It was everywhere.

Yeti: That “thing” was a “ladies’ tea”.

Boo: “Ladies’ tea”? I thought tea was for everybody.

Yeti: It was a special get-together for ladies at the church. Didn’t you see the program Missus designed? They had a lot going on!

Boo: Like what?

Yeti: Well, singing, and a speaker, and food, and –

Boo: [Smacking] Food? And she didn’t invite us? Grr.

Yeti: Other people made the meal. And you know how humans are about animals at venues with food.

Boo: [Pouting] Yes. Maybe we should have a tea here.

Yeti: Now, I know that even you don’t like tea.

Boo: [Thinks] Huh…I guess not. Imagine that! But I bet I’d have liked the other goodies. So, what else was there?

Yeti: Well, all those decorations Missus made, of course. The clocks, calendars, flowers; other Victorian decorations – she worked hard for weeks and weeks.

Boo: Yes, lots of giant clocks. Some of them even work! Pretty cool…but…what do those have to do with tea?

Yeti: [Shrugs] That was just the theme they chose this year. Apparently women struggle to balance time with family, God, work, errands, and whatever else they do.

Boo: Hmm. Don’t men struggle with that, too?

Yeti: I suppose. But I guess men don’t like frilly teas, so they deal with it some other way. I can’t imagine Mister liking being around so many flowers and wearing a pretty dress!

Boo: [Giggling] Me either!

Yeti: So anyway, it seems these women need to talk about it, or listen to someone talk about it, and sing about it, and think about it. I wonder if she learned anything from the guest speaker.

Boo: Like what?

Yeti: Like time management skills. She is kind of disorganized, and on top of that, a bit of a hoarder – then again, that part was helpful when it came time to coming up with materials for decor.

Boo: So…is it a good thing or a bad thing?

Yeti: I can’t decide. It might be part of her creative process. At least she’s gotten the giant fake flowers and the clocks she made into the studio, and the real clocks back where they usually live, and all the art supplies put back in the studio, and all the papers are gathered and put away. She’s made progress. Now on to the rest of it. The whole place suffered, between that and the trip and her birthday.

Boo: It took a long time to mess it all up; I guess it’ll take a long time to get it all clean.

Yeti: With time to spare – to dig up an old photo shoot. I guess we’ll wait and see if the rest of it gets better.

Boo: A photo shoot? What now?

Yeti: [Sighing] You’ll see….

 

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